I suppose the question of whether Donald Trump and Stormy Daniels had an affair has been answered for one person at least: Melania Trump.
Daniels’ upcoming memoir includes a passage on the president which recently leaked. In it, the former porn star describes Trump’s genitals in vivid, vomit-inducing detail. According to Daniels, the president’s equipment is “unusual” and she could pick it out of a line up. We’ll skip the detailed description for your sake — You’re welcome.
It’s definitely a topic that most people in the world would rather know absolutely nothing about. But if Daniels’ description of the other Trump Jr is true and if the president has been denying his affairs to his wife Melania Trump… Well, I hope the couch at the White House is comfortable.